the remonster strikes

The Remonster

Me, Shed and James

Mom finally took me to see my cousins, James and Sheddy. I had a great time playing with their toys and their doggy, woof woof. We didn't stay very long, but hopefully Aunt Judy will bring James and Shed over to play on Tues and stay all day.

This morning the doorbell rang and I was sure it was my daddy. I got really sad when my mom answered the door and it was the gardener. I miss him so much. My dad, not the gardener.

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I get to have a bubble bath every night. Daddy says I look like my Uncle Andy in this picture.

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Yesterday was my Nana's Birthday!!!!! My mom and I had a little party for him.

Larceny

I was robbed! I didn't get to go see my cousins yesterday. Alka says we're going there Friday instead, because its Uncle Jeffrey's birthday. He's gonna be like old or something. I guess I can wait.

Uncle Jeffrey's my Godfather too.

Here, at my baptism, I demonstrate my technique for giving daddy black eyes on Uncle Jeff. I think daddy warned him before he picked me up and he ducked in time. I'll try again on Friday.

Oh, and that's my Ant Renee next to Uncle Jeff.

Sunny CA

Man, am I having fun here in California! Its sunny and beautiful and there's lots of nice looking girls to play with.

So far I'm running Mommy ragged, but that's what she gets for leaving Daddy at home to fix up the house. Now she has to watch me all by herself. I keep trying to run out to the pool to swim, but Mommy won't let me go in by myself.

I've started calling Mommy "Alka" because that's what everyone else calls her (except for Daddy, he calls her "yesmaam". I'm not sure what that means.)

So today I'm going to hang out with my cousins James and Sheddy. I can't wait. I wish Alka would hurry up and take me there.

I'll post some pictures as soon as Mommy, I mean, Alka, downloads them.

Treasures

Remi,
Lets go find some treasures. Arghhhhhhhh
The world is full of them. Just yesterday, daddy and I found one in our fridge.

Lipids

Daddy's getting fat. And he shaved off all his hair last night. At least what was left of it.

Me being a monster at my new house.

Remonster !!!!!!

Playin'

After daddy got back from moving, we all went out to my favorite playground. I call it the oasis playground, because its like a little oasis in the middle of the city. You even have to walk through the woods to get to it. You would never expect a little forest with a playground to be around all the buildings and big roads, but there it is.

You just go down Coldspring and turn left at the sign daddy hates. It says "Civil Marriage is a Civil Right". Daddy wants to put a sign next to it that says "No its Not", but Mommy won't let him.

When you finally get to the park, its got all kinds of cool things to play on. I went right to the giant slide and went down it. The other mom's said their kids wouldn't even go near it until they were over TWO! I couldn't wait that long. I think I went around the jungle gym too many times, because I got really tired and cranky. And then we had to leave, so mommy could make us chocolate chip cookies.

Black Eyes, Face Rakes & Clowns- oh, boy!

Oh Yea! Today was a great day- so far I got to kick my dad in the eye when he was sleeping and I pulled his glasses off and threw them on the ground. I'm going to California next week while Daddy stays home and fixes up the house. Ha Ha. So I have to mess with him while I can. I hope he finishes before I get back, cause I want to run around the whole house.

Mom and I just left dad at grandpa's office cause he's helping him move his office. We got bored and now we want to go to the carnival to see some different clowns besides daddy.

I'll send some pictures when I get them.

Aaaaaaaarggghhhhhh

Welcome to my blog.
My name is André Remi Kishor Fleuette. My friends call me Remi. My dad calls me Remonster. I'm like a pirate, only nicer. I won't steal your gold or your ship, but I might take that piece of cake on your plate when you're not looking.

I'm only fourteen months old, so I'm too young to work. Instead, I keep busy by being mischievous, rockin' out on my toy piano, chasing girls, learning to talk, throwing food on the floor and laughing at my daddy.

I promise to do all kinds of cute and funny things so I'll have plenty of stuff to blog about. Be sure to check in often. And leave a comment and if you have any ideas for pranks I can pull on my parents, I'd like to hear them. Bye for now.