The Salt Mines

Daddy and Alka say that now that I'm getting older I need to earn my keep. So they've got me doing hard labor, like I was on a chain gang or something. Here they've got me sweating in the hot sun breaking rocks and raking leaves. I guess child labor laws don't count when its your child.

Pissa!

Daddy was supposed to go to his cousin's wedding last month in Boston, but he was away on business and couldn't make it. He was wicked pissed though. It looks like Tom Brady was there, and you know how much Daddy loves his Patriots!

He said it was a real pissa that he missed it! Oh well...Congrats Christapha!

Aaaaaargh, Part II

I've been gone for a long time because Alka lost the cords to the camera and I didn't have any pictures to post. Now she found them, so I'm back in action. Alka's been very excited about Halloween. For the past month she's been dressing me up in all kinds of costumes.

On Halloween she settled on a pirate. So I was a pirate for the day. Daddy came home from work, and then there were hardly any kids out doing trick or treat.

I guess that means I can keep all the candy Alka and Daddy bought to give away.

Busted!

Aw man. I've been hanging around with my friend Sylvie cause her mom Jenny has been watching me when Alka and Daddy are at work. So today, we were back behind the couch and we were smooching and having fun when Auntie Jenny came over and totally busted us. She said we were making too much noise. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Happy Birthday Alka

Daddy came home late from work on Alka's birthday and we were so tired that we just went to bed after he got there. A couple hours later Daddy woke us up. He baked a cake and gave Alka a gift certificate for a mani-ped.
Alka was excited. Me too. You can tell.

water, heat and plastic floats

Its been hot! too hot! Daddy says it must be because of man-made global warming. he thinks we should all take steps like some guy named algore. Since algore has a private jet plane to fly around the world, Daddy wants to get one too. He says he'd ride it everywhere so he could stop man-made global warming. even to the grocery store. Alka does her part too- she keeps all the lights on and the air conditioner on 65. Daddy says its cause algore runs up massive electric bills at his house, so it must be good for the environment.

Anyway, its been really hot. Daddy and Alka took me swimming at a pool near the beach. On the way down, Daddy kept swearing because he didn't have his private jet. All he had was this lousy car and it kept getting stuck in traffic. I hope Daddy gets his private jet soon, so he won't have to go out in public wearing hats like this. and if he does, nobody will see him.

Fr Leo comes to town

I haven't seen Fr. Leo since he was dunking me under water at my Baptism last year. He came to Charlotte with Daddy to work at a conference. I heard he did a great show. After the event, on Sunday, we all got up before dawn so we could have breakfast with him and Tim. I threw waffles, yogurt, muffins, half & half and jelly onto the floor. Then I cried when Fr. Leo picked me up, just for fun. He didn't really make me cry, I just wanted to tease him for getting me all wet at my Baptism.


That's Tim, Alka, Uncle George, Aunt Lorraine, Daddy, me and Fr. Leo.

Charlotte, Yay!

After promising for years to take me and Alka to Charlotte, NC to visit Aunt Lorraine and Uncle George, Daddy finally delivers. Man, did I have fun. Daddy had to work all day on Saturday, so Alka and Aunt Lorraine and I went to a fair. We did wild rodeo pony rides, sweated a lot, and had ice cream.



I stayed up till late o'clock when Daddy finally came home, pee'd on the back deck, then called it a night.

Birthday's on Ice

So, today is my Uncle Andy's birthday. He's 54 years old, or something like that. He brought my Spiderman scooter back from Ant Renee's, when he was here visiting, but the sounds didn't work anymore, so I don't get my "Spider senses tingling, tracking right, or web shooter don't fail me now". Without all that its just a plastic tricycle with four wheels.

He's going back to Antarctica today, I think. Don't know where it is, but I hear its cold. And because its like the stone ages there, he can't watch football and be in daddy's fantasy football league.

Daddy took me to see Superbad last night, but he blocked my ears when racy stuff came on. So all I heard was, "Seth...McLovin...you...school...car...party. and that's it. Daddy was laughing a lot, so I guess it was good.

Happy Birthday Uncle Andy!

oops, wrong uncle-nice hat though.


that's better.

I miss my family back in Cali soooo bad. I wish we could just play, play, play the days away, until we get big. My mommy got me a new car seat today, after we almost slid into the intersection. mom freaked out when she looked back and I was hanging out of my infant seat.

Back to the Salt Mines

Alka and I went to visit daddy at work on Friday. I got to see a lot of my friends that daddy works with.


That's Jim, who daddy beats in basketball all the time, and Alicia, who I play with when daddy's beating Jim in basketball, and Eve, who's real name is Russian and nobody can say it, so they call her Eve. The first time I walked was by her desk.


Here I'm cracking jokes with the girls:
"So, a priest, a rabbi and a wallabe walk into a bar..."


Jesse bet me that he could beat me in a race from the juice bottle to the binky. In flip flops!?! sucka. He owes me ten bucks.

Finger Food

I am beginning to feel better and had a pretty good day. My mom took me to see a pediatrition at Little Company of Mary. I made friends with a whole bunch of kids in the waiting room. One little girl that was especially cute couldn't wave bye bye because her hand wasn't formed properly. She was missing most of it and her arm was shorter so her hand was right at my eye level. I guess I could tell that something was different because I just had to hold her hand and to explore her difference further I decided to taste her two little" fingers". I made her laugh.

Me & Audrey (daddy's favorite)

Me in my tiger hospital gown

I had to go to the emergency room, this happened the day before my cousins came over. On the way there my mom had to ask for directions to get to the hospital. The first person we saw was this woman who looked like Audrey Hepburn from the back. She was a cute nun who was reading from, "A book of prayers for the morning", and walking back and forth a length of about 20 feet, in a parking lot on Western Blvd & First St. She gave us perfect directions.

what's up cuz?

I thought I was going to have to spend my day being sick in bed again, but Aunt Judy said it didn't matter so much to her, about the germs, and I got to play with my cousins at my g-pa's house. We had loads of fun, but I didn't get in the pool with them, that would have been pretty gross, since I still had diarrhea. I'm supposed to go to the beach with them on Thursday.

Less peas, please

Hi everybody,

I started feeling sick and I just got sicker and sicker. I couldn't stand to be away from my mom, so it was hard for her to do much with me in tow. I barfed on her fur rug. I got the runs all over her one hand and pants. She almost went to the store with poo on her pants. I don't think anyone would have thought it was poo because it looked like pea soup, peas and all, actually one pea and the rest "soup".

the remonster strikes

The Remonster

Me, Shed and James

Mom finally took me to see my cousins, James and Sheddy. I had a great time playing with their toys and their doggy, woof woof. We didn't stay very long, but hopefully Aunt Judy will bring James and Shed over to play on Tues and stay all day.

This morning the doorbell rang and I was sure it was my daddy. I got really sad when my mom answered the door and it was the gardener. I miss him so much. My dad, not the gardener.

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I get to have a bubble bath every night. Daddy says I look like my Uncle Andy in this picture.

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Yesterday was my Nana's Birthday!!!!! My mom and I had a little party for him.

Larceny

I was robbed! I didn't get to go see my cousins yesterday. Alka says we're going there Friday instead, because its Uncle Jeffrey's birthday. He's gonna be like old or something. I guess I can wait.

Uncle Jeffrey's my Godfather too.

Here, at my baptism, I demonstrate my technique for giving daddy black eyes on Uncle Jeff. I think daddy warned him before he picked me up and he ducked in time. I'll try again on Friday.

Oh, and that's my Ant Renee next to Uncle Jeff.

Sunny CA

Man, am I having fun here in California! Its sunny and beautiful and there's lots of nice looking girls to play with.

So far I'm running Mommy ragged, but that's what she gets for leaving Daddy at home to fix up the house. Now she has to watch me all by herself. I keep trying to run out to the pool to swim, but Mommy won't let me go in by myself.

I've started calling Mommy "Alka" because that's what everyone else calls her (except for Daddy, he calls her "yesmaam". I'm not sure what that means.)

So today I'm going to hang out with my cousins James and Sheddy. I can't wait. I wish Alka would hurry up and take me there.

I'll post some pictures as soon as Mommy, I mean, Alka, downloads them.

Treasures

Remi,
Lets go find some treasures. Arghhhhhhhh
The world is full of them. Just yesterday, daddy and I found one in our fridge.

Lipids

Daddy's getting fat. And he shaved off all his hair last night. At least what was left of it.

Me being a monster at my new house.

Remonster !!!!!!

Playin'

After daddy got back from moving, we all went out to my favorite playground. I call it the oasis playground, because its like a little oasis in the middle of the city. You even have to walk through the woods to get to it. You would never expect a little forest with a playground to be around all the buildings and big roads, but there it is.

You just go down Coldspring and turn left at the sign daddy hates. It says "Civil Marriage is a Civil Right". Daddy wants to put a sign next to it that says "No its Not", but Mommy won't let him.

When you finally get to the park, its got all kinds of cool things to play on. I went right to the giant slide and went down it. The other mom's said their kids wouldn't even go near it until they were over TWO! I couldn't wait that long. I think I went around the jungle gym too many times, because I got really tired and cranky. And then we had to leave, so mommy could make us chocolate chip cookies.

Black Eyes, Face Rakes & Clowns- oh, boy!

Oh Yea! Today was a great day- so far I got to kick my dad in the eye when he was sleeping and I pulled his glasses off and threw them on the ground. I'm going to California next week while Daddy stays home and fixes up the house. Ha Ha. So I have to mess with him while I can. I hope he finishes before I get back, cause I want to run around the whole house.

Mom and I just left dad at grandpa's office cause he's helping him move his office. We got bored and now we want to go to the carnival to see some different clowns besides daddy.

I'll send some pictures when I get them.

Aaaaaaaarggghhhhhh

Welcome to my blog.
My name is André Remi Kishor Fleuette. My friends call me Remi. My dad calls me Remonster. I'm like a pirate, only nicer. I won't steal your gold or your ship, but I might take that piece of cake on your plate when you're not looking.

I'm only fourteen months old, so I'm too young to work. Instead, I keep busy by being mischievous, rockin' out on my toy piano, chasing girls, learning to talk, throwing food on the floor and laughing at my daddy.

I promise to do all kinds of cute and funny things so I'll have plenty of stuff to blog about. Be sure to check in often. And leave a comment and if you have any ideas for pranks I can pull on my parents, I'd like to hear them. Bye for now.